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    March 23

    吴老板的任务

    白天去浦口,吴老板有交待,晚上回鼓楼帮她卖集线器。买家是小百合上的,性别不详。不过由于之前此人一开始要买后来不想买了但被吴老板强卖最后只能委屈地说先买了再卖掉,吴老板以其丰富的接触男人的经验,断定这绝对是个男生。

     

    怀揣着集线器和一大筒卷纸(浦口教超的清风卷纸和恰恰瓜子都比鼓楼教超的便宜一毛钱),我回到了鼓楼。晚上吃了一顿没吃完的饭,赶去开了一个憋笑大会,回到寝室将近九点。我已经不是第一次帮吴老板干类似的勾当了,趁刚回寝室衣冠还整,娴熟地发短信给买家:请到四舍门口,短我,我将迅速出现!五分钟后,对方回复:到了。我抓起集线器就往外冲,到了宿舍楼门口,只见一男生端坐于自行车上,原来是骑车的,怪不得这么快啊!环顾四周,也就这么一个男人,于是我以自己丰富的交易经验,自信满满地走上前:同学,要买集线器吗?顿觉自己像是珠江路上卖碟的中年男女,抓住一个路人,掏出一张碟,挤眉弄眼:“好看的,无码,要吗?”男生抬起头,直愣愣地盯了我十秒钟,我春风般甜美的微笑渐渐僵于脸上,电光火石地我明白了过来,晕!原来是个在四舍前等女朋友的男人!我恨不得马上倒地,无奈吴老板的任务尚未完成,只好带着僵住的微笑僵直地转身,我多么后悔没戴稻阿姨的黑色围脸出来啊!

     

    此时手机响了:“同学你好,到四舍了吗?”“四舍在哪里?”此时的我多么想去死啊---你不知道四舍在哪,你到了是到哪里啊……吴老板的光辉形象再次闪现,我顿时大为鼓舞:组织上交给的任务一定要奋不顾身完成!总算,又有男生出现了,他自信满满地ms走向了我,我按耐住激动之情,不动声色,直愣愣地看着他,静待事态变化。“你是卖集线器的吧?”是他!就是他!总算找到了!真的是他!我多想上前握住他的手叫一声“同志”啊!男生试了试电源,很委屈地买了这个还要转手出去的集线器。一个晚上,我一直在想,今晚又给一对小夫妻提供了谈资和笑料,杀杀大人真是伟大啊~~~~

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    广戍 韩wrote:
    没关系,你只是他们小夫妻两个的谈资,但那个可怜男人直愣愣的表情成了你博客总多读者的谈资,所以他更亏一些。
     
    当然最赚的还是我们广大读者,呵呵。
    Mar. 28
    jingzhe wuwrote:
    G女就是G女
    木有语言了。。。
    Mar. 23
    red wangwrote:
    下次要弄个接头暗号,比如手拿红宝书,肯定不会错
    Mar. 23
    子矜wrote:
    杀鸡同志,辛苦你了!(零涕中……)
    革命的好同志啊…………
    精神可嘉,接头技术尚待提高,要是在当年,你这可就是泄露了我们伟大党的重要情报啊,后果……
    年轻人,好好努力啊!(拍头……)
    Mar. 23
    Q大Qwrote:
    大白兔,被人守株而待了吧
    Mar. 23
    jingzhe wuwrote:
    难大的男人们啊……
    飞兔兔,你比我更珠江路的……不过应该让蜜轰到宿舍楼前去吼的:阿有人要好看的碟啊!
    从那以后,四舍门口清静了~~~
    Mar. 23
    No namewrote:
    跟偶昨天晚上借碟给个不认识的人差不多
    我就站在四舍门口,那着一张碟,打量了每个男人,某男都被偶看得不好意思了
    然后,接一短信:我就来了,穿毛衣
    后来远远的在某远处树下站一黑影,跑过去一看,总算大概对了
    一张口,倒,我比他还man.
    幸好没穿睡裤出去,跑那么远的路。。。
    Mar. 23
    Quincy Zhaowrote:
    四舍门口男人都一样丑,难为你认不出来哪个对哪个
    Mar. 23

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